Pips for Breakfast
The moves, the mayhem, and the lessons that still matter.
Pips for Breakfast: March 13, 2026
It’s Friday the 13th, and the US Department of Commerce is celebrating by dumping every high-impact report they own into the market at exactly 8:30 AM.
Pips for Breakfast: March 12, 2026
Brent is over $100 because things in the Middle East are getting kinetic again, proving once more that oil is the only asset class that actually cares about...
Pips for Breakfast: March 11, 2026
History suggests that March 11th is the day the universe reminds traders that their Fibonacci retracements are no match for acts of God or global contagion.
Pips for Breakfast: March 10, 2026
Japan upgraded its growth figures just in time for everyone to start selling the Yen for tax reasons.
Pips for Breakfast: March 9, 2026
Six years ago today, the oil market dropped 30% in a single morning because two countries had a disagreement about math.
Pips for Breakfast: March 8, 2026
Iran decided to provide some Sunday evening entertainment for US forces, and your stop losses might not enjoy the show.
Pips for Breakfast: March 6, 2026
NFP day is the one day a month where people who can't calculate a tip suddenly have very strong opinions on labor participation rates.
Pips for Breakfast: March 5, 2026
Iran says there was no "u up?" text sent to the US, and the oil market is currently acting like it just saw its ex at a party.
Pips for Breakfast: March 4, 2026
The Japanese Finance Minister is currently engaged in the traditional dance of verbal intervention, which is essentially yelling at the Yen until it feels bad...
Pips for Breakfast: March 3, 2026
Six years ago today, the Federal Reserve decided that waiting for a scheduled meeting was for people with more patience than they actually had.
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